I got you! You thought you could hide from me. Silly little man. There is a use for you if you follow directions. Do you see your friends? Since they would not play by the rules, I shrunk them just like you. They run in my big palm trying to get free but there is no hope for them.
Watch as they are in their final stage of punishment. Fortunately for you, you are in the first stage and on your high protected perch while you learn the ropes.There are others who have followed directions and I keep them as a pet for my amusement.
Who am I going to taste first? I like the feisty ones because they tickle my tonsils as they go down my throat.
Watch how this is done, because these are going down raw. Some are going to be fried, baked and even boiled alive, but that is for the very bad ones. It all depends on how your tendons and bones feel in my mouth.
Watch as he falls into my big mouth and onto my tongue as he goes down my throat and into my big belly. Do you want to watch the process again? It would be good for you in case you don’t want to end up in my stomach.
They are such a delicacy because of the texture. Watch as I swallow your friends whole. My long, lean throat swallows them down with glee. Get a good look inside my mouth. He is not hiding under my tongue or behind my teeth because he is now living in my big tummy.
This has whetted my appetite and I want a big group of people. Watch as they dance on my tongue. They are very crunchy and my teeth love biting on them. It is fun to chew on them and I smack them around my mouth before swallowing them.
How do you feel about being my slave and not have to worry about being eaten? What? You are going to deny me? I am just going to have to come in and get a nice big bite.